Life's hard.

It's even harder when you're stupid.

John Wayne

Thursday, June 13, 2013

Metro Girl by Janet Evanovich ★★☆☆☆



Metro Girl (Alex Barnaby, #1)
A chore to read.
Fiction – Mystery(Cozy)
384 pages
Publication Date:  2004
Alex Barnaby #1

Alexandra (Barney) Barnaby is in pursuit of her wayward brother, Bill, in Miami.  She hopes to find him and save him from whatever fresh catastrophe he has gotten himself into this time.  During her search she runs into Sam Hooker, a NASCAR driver who is pursuing Bill for the theft of his boat.  They learn that Bill is in pursuit of a sunken treasure, but he isn’t the only one.  Together Barney and Hooker race to the finish line to find Bill before the  “others” can get to him and the sunken treasure he has found.

Try as I might I could never find the rhythm of the story and slip into it.  While things did get a little better as the story progressed it never reached the point of redemption and in the end just trying to finish the book was a real chore.  I never warmed up to Barney and as a first person narrative from viewpoint that was a real problem.  Barney’s character just didn’t feel authentic to me for some reason.  I found Hooker unlikable and got sick of his constant NASCAR references really quickly.  The secondary characters were rather disappointing, especially since I know that is one of the areas Evanovich tends to shine in.  The mystery itself could have been incredibly interesting, but the characters were just too distracting to really get into it.  I regret the time I spent on this one!

ISBN  0060584025 (ISBN13: 9780060584023)

Tuesday, June 11, 2013

The crown has been passed on!




The year long reign of Whip It by Shauna Cross as most viewed post ever has come to an end with Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter by Seth Grahame-Smith taking over the crown.


Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter 


Long Live the new King!

Thursday, June 6, 2013

Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk: A Modest Bestiary by David Sedaris ★★★☆☆



Guilty Pleasure?
Fiction – Short Stories (Adult)
159 pages
Publication Date: 2010
Literary awards: Goodreads Choice Award Nominee for Humor (2010)

Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk: A Modest BestiaryA collection of dark animal fables illustrating the absurd in humans.


Opinion on this collection of irreverent short stories seems to be fairly divided.  With its offbeat dark humor and shock factor, this collection of short stories was either loved or hated by reviewers.  While not a series of comfortable, happy little stories with happy endings I rather enjoyed them.  Once I was able to get past my shock (somewhat due to all of children’s books I read about animals) I found it as funny as hell.  It was an interesting commentary on people and our interactions and idiosyncrasies and I enjoyed David Sedaris view of the world.  But I have to say it almost felt like a guilty pleasure.  While I read it I had the vague feeling it was naughty to laugh, but I wasn’t quite sure why.  Perhaps the mom-factor coupled with the fact it was animal stories made it a bit uncomfortable, but of course that was really the point.