Life's hard.

It's even harder when you're stupid.

John Wayne

Thursday, September 20, 2012

The Mother Tongue: English and How It Got That Way by Bill Bryson★★★★☆




The Mother Tongue: English and How It Got That Way

It’s not my fault and other wonderful things I learned from this book!
Non Fiction – Humanities
272 pages
Publication Date: September 1, 1991
 

This book provides a very interesting and thought provoking look into the development, history, and eccentricities of the English language.  From the words formed through error-sweetard to sweetheart and buttonhold to buttonhole(pg. 71), adoption- ketchup from China and shampoo from India (pg. 73), and creation-fun, gloat and blizzard to the evolution of words like girl-originally used during Chaucer’s day to mean any young person, whether male or female (pg. 78).  To the quirks without explanation: such as less meaning a negative but not in the case of priceless (pg 81) and the strange pronunciation of words like: paid-said, heard-beard, and low-how (pg. 85).  Bill Bryson explorers them all and even more in this book.

This fascinating subject raises some very interesting concepts (like the fact my grammar and punctuation problems are not my fault, but the fault of inconsistencies in English, and I have to tell you I’m glad to hear it.  Take that with a raspberry I blow in your general direction every teacher I ever had trying to make me conform to their ideas of correct grammar and punctuation.).   The writing was well done and densely packed with information.  I’m usually a fairly fast reader, but with the amount of information this book conveys I found myself moving at a much slower pace and I believe it may take a few readings to really grasp all of the ideas.  Also, be aware of the fatigue factor as your brain tries to absorb the information; this is not a book you can just breeze through.  The Mother Tongue has been touted by many as witty-particularly those trying to sell it.  While I did find it very intriguing and marginally amusing, Bryson’s anecdotes never crossed over to outright funny for me.

It should be noted some controversy surrounds Bryson's conclusions and examples.  Several other reviewers claim The Mother Tongue is full of inaccuracies; I cannot either validate this opinion or dismiss it.  I just don’t know enough about the subject to weigh in.  I would, however, be very interested in seeing an updated version of this book to see what changes of opinion Bryson would make with more current information or the inaccuracies he saw fit to fix, if any.  My advice would be to not take everything he says as the gospel truth (skepticism if used properly can be a friend).  And as with any vaguely scholarly subject, if you are really interested, do your own research. Ask questions like, does his information match up with what you already know?  Look at the validity of his source material, read more recent articles and books on the subject, and figure out whether you would come to the same conclusions as Bryson (remember critical thinking from your college days, yeah it can apply to real life) .

ISBN 0380715430 (ISBN13: 9780380715435)

Friday, September 14, 2012

Clockwork Prince by Cassandra Clare★★★☆☆



I’m Looking for Balance
Fiction – YA  - Steampunk
Reading level: Ages 14 and up
502 pages
Publication Date: December 6, 2011  
Infernal Devices Book 2
Literary awards:  Teen Buckeye Book Award Nominee (2012), Children's Choice Book Award Nominee for Teen Choice Book of the Year (2012)



Clockwork Prince (The Infernal Devices, #2)Tessa and the other members of the London institute continue the hunt for the Magistrate, but there is dissension and disloyalty even among their own.  Charlotte’s leadership is being challenged by another Shadowhunter vying for political power putting everyone living at the Institute in a precarious position.  Tessa is still on the search to find out the answers about who she is, while trying to come to terms with her brother’s betrayal and the uncertainty of her future

This book was more character driven than the first and I found the characters much more likable.  The writing is a bit smoother in this one than the first one, which was nice.  I also enjoyed the addition of new characters.  The love triangle between Tessa, Will and Jem was further developed and a much more important point in this book.  The mystery of Will’s behaviors was solved- a little lamely I thought-, but for the most part this book raised a lot more questions than answered them and that was a bit frustrating.  Clare seems to have a hard time balancing action and character development, leaving me a little irritated with her.  Hopefully she can continue developing her story telling ability enough that the next book will be more balanced.

ISBN 1416975888 (ISBN13: 9781416975885)

Friday, September 7, 2012

The Dark Hills Divide by Patrick Carman★★☆☆☆


Where’s the Spark?
Fiction – Juvenile - High Fantasy
Age Level: 9 and up  Grade Level: 4 and up
272 pages
Publication Date: December 28th 2004
Land of Elyon #1

Twelve-year-old Alexa Daley has always dreamed of escaping beyond the high walls surrounding the complex of cities that make up her world to the wilderness outside.  While on her annual summer trip to Bridewell a chance presents itself when the community founder Thomas Warvold passes away.  Left with a key and a mystery Alexa finds a path to freedom and danger.  Intercepted by a group of unusual allies Alexa is given knowledge of a sinister plot with its roots in the beginning of creation of her community and a mystery man controlling the event.  With those Alexa holds dearest in danger Alexa must find a way to pass on her knowledge and unmask the mystery man behind everything before it’s too late.

The Dark Hills Divide (The Land of Elyon #1)This book was just below okay and rather disappointing for me.  To be fair I will say that the concept was interesting and writing decent.  True I was never quite sure what to make of Alexa, but she wasn’t the most immediate issue I faced while reading.  The real problem was the missing spark of life.  The point where the story went from something you read to a place you could occupy in your imagination. 

When I read Harry Potter I attended Hogwarts with him.  I felt all the elation of a Quidditch win and the heart break of Dumbledore’s death – okay more than just heart break I cried through like the first five readings of the Half Blood Prince.  In Anne of Green Gables I giggled when Anne broke the slate on Gilbert Blythe’s head and felt a thrill when she finally got to wear puff sleeves.  I mean I named my daughter Avonlea for heaven sake.  With the Dark Hills Divide I never felt that compulsion to enter into the Land of Elyon. 

I found the lifelessness more sad than anything else (especially since writing a book is a lot of work).  I have read books much more mundane in their concepts and the writing with a lot to wish for, but they had the life giving spark which made a world of difference.  I’m giving it the two stars, because I certainly didn’t dislike it, but I also have no real love for it.  Ever the optimist though, I have decided not give up on Patrick Carman as an author and concede –or possibly hope- this might just be a fluke in this book.


ISBN 0439700930 (ISBN13: 9780439700931)